Let me start off by letting you know that this book is completely satirical and is a wonderful play against the popular Dale Carnegie book. The subheading is “666 Ways to Guarantee Success in the Workplace.” The physical aspect of the book is actually quite cool and secretly appealing in a its-possible-I-might-be-demonic sort of way. The hard covered book is black with ominous red lettering, red satanic stars, and an awesome elastic diary strap. The inside pages appear to be slightly burned and there are many sections that indicate blood was spilled in the writing of this book.
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I found “How to Win Friends and Influence People” on sale at a local bookstore and purchased it, along with a book about homosexuality, much to the horror of, what I can assume, was a 60 year old, very Christian, cashier.
This book was funny, it played off of the seven deadly sins (but combined two of them so there were only six), and it talked about the merits of each. For example, if you are greedy, you get to have a lot of money. How awesome right? It even mockingly referenced people who practiced the standards of the book, but who were actually just big criminals.
As interesting as this book was, I also found it slightly annoying. It was somewhat repetitive and way too over the top. I understand their reasoning in doing this, the best way to avoid law suits is to make it very clear that you are joking, but I find that I prefer humor that you have to work for at least a bit. I did get a really cool “Satan-Corp” Diploma of completion out of it, something I will always cherish and probably never actually display in any form of office space. For now, I would like people to assume I am still a good person.